The Times
12:20 PMSo once upon a time there was a girl named Patsy. Patsy loved Jay and Jay loved her back. They were incredibly happy. They had friends. Named Susan and Jeanette and Jennifer and Tiffany. And then there were the boys named Conner and Anthony and Peter. And Susan loved Conner, but she was dating Anthony because they'd been together forever and couldn't change it now. And Anthony loved Jeanette who loved Peter but Peter didn't love anybody because Patsy had broken his heart. And Tiffany really wanted to date Conner but she knew that Anthony would be mad because Tiffany had sworn off men after everything that had happened.
Confused?
So were they.
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