Rasin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

This is so very true. NO but really, have you seen those cookies?? You grab one and you're like "Oh this will be so yummy and CHOCOLATEY" Then one GINORMOUS bite later, you have chewy bits of fermented disgusting in your mouth. And then you want to cry because all you wanted was a brown-sugary cookie with a smack of chocolate. Stupid rasins.